gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…

iamkidloki:

Some alien guy came to earth
converted you now I’m hurt
tesseract we couldn’t convert
and now you’re in our way

trade my sidekick for you back
with arrows all dressed in black
we’re not the ones to attack
but now you’re in our way

Black Widow’s on hulk duty
Coulson’s grabbing Tony
I’ve got Captain “Bone Me”
Where you think you’re going, Loki?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
You’ve been in a coma,
So join me, maybe?

It’s hard to look right,
At you baby,
Hammer of lightning?
Uhm, join me, maybe?

Hey, I just met him,
He’s kind of scary,
That green “other guy”
So join me, maybe?

And I know you’re used to
Like, killing Nazis
It’s not the forties
So join me, maybe?

It was real sad that he died
I tried to save him, I tried
Don’t tell nobody I cried
But this could be the way

I won’t let this be the end
Convince them to get revenge
Give them something to avenge
Yes this is the way

Black Widow’s on hulk duty
Coulson’s grabbing Tony
I’ve got Captain “bone me”
Where you think you’re going, Loki?

Hey, I just met you,
And damn your sexy
The god of mischief
you’re bat shit crazy

It’s hard to look right,
At those baby
Your abs are gorgeous
So join me, maybe?

Hey, welcome back man
oh this is crazy
and with your arrows
You’re looking sexy

And I know you’re into
that one girl peggy
but she’s like eighty
So join me, maybe?

Before you came and joined the team
We were boned, so bad
we had like no chance
We were so, so fucked

Before you came and joined the team
We were boned so bad
we had like no chance
We were so, so fucked

It’s hard to not look,
At you baby,
Girl power kicks ass,
So join me, maybe

I know I’ve met you,
and I must be crazy
But grab your damn suit
And join me, maybe

You know your little bro
Keeps trying to kill me
But you seem pretty okay
So join us, maybe

Before you came and joined the team
We sucked like, so hard
We had no like, no chance
Yeah, we were so, so fucked

Before you came and joined the team
We were tots def losing
And you should know that
So join us, maybe

krueg3r:

story of my fucking life

Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.

theeverydaygoth:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

mapsofmymind:

Why I’ve been enjoying Rihanna lately. 

Damn.

This is the proper way to react to someone telling you what to wear.

suicidal-screams:

& i can’t even do that.

castiowl:

millercross:

Thor’s gift’s the best.

confessionsofaselfproclaimednerd:

I absolutely love Tony Stark. 

magnacarta13:

moves-like-hiddles:

loco4loki:

mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

tomhiddlestonfans:

sure, if you want

yes please

repeatedly

Mmmm yes good.

all night long

Good line oh yes